Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Obstructive sleep apnea is a intermittent airflow blockage during sleep.It sometimes can occur after you listen to Lavender Town Syndrome. Obstructive sleep apnea is seen in all age groups, but the frequency increases with age and obesity.
Symptoms include snoring and daytime sleepiness.
Weight loss, sleeping on one's side, and decreasing alcohol consumption can help. The delivery of pressure via a face or nasal mask CPAP is often prescribed. Other common treatments include an oral device and surgery.

I had Obstructive Sleep Apnea after listening to Lavender Town Syndrome yesterday

by Peanut617 AJ Animates June 03, 2018

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

by Frankie_Muniz March 29, 2024

Obstructive comedy apnea

A cessation of breathing for at least 10 seconds due to the hilarity of a joke, character or situation.

When I saw Christa try to stand up on the surf board, I had obstructive comedy apnea.

by Strangelyatthehelms September 02, 2021

Sleep Apnea Baby

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.

"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."

by Zak Saturday March 08, 2024

Cock Apnea

When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.

To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.

by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024