analbate Share definition Flag to masturbate your anal cavities. Another words, to shove something up your ass and get off. Timbok's so tired of masturbating the normal way, so he decided to stick a foreign object up his ass and analbate. analbate by NwestJagsfan December 14, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the analbate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch