a whore who has a new boyfriend everyday. she makes up fake diseases to make people feel sorry for her. she's a compulsive liar. she claims to have sezures every two minutes. she claims to know how to fight but she really doesn't. every guy she "dates" she carves their name into her body. dumbass she tells people she is dating people that she really isn't. she stalks people. she asked a girl out in 8th&9th grade bisexual hoe.
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by pseudonym, :D March 10, 2009
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A couple of people who wear blue hoodies and someone from Canada but they make sure to keep it a secret and not tell anyone
Justin and alysia are so cute
by Rodrigues November 16, 2022
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Alysia Juarez is a beautiful girl, when she laughs, smiles, and talks, you will feel like your floating. Her face is beautiful and her voice is orgasmic. When she says you name you’ll feel like crying from how beautiful it sounds. When you meet Alysia no other girl will look the same, NOBODY is as perfect as she is. Her hugs feel like when you put on 3 blankets on a cold winter night, her eyes are always shiny, and glowing, as soon as you make eye contact with her, you fall in love again. She can easily become anyone’s friend, because of how perfect and amazing she is. The first thing you’d notice about her is her hair, it’s curly, pretty, luscious, soft, shiny, and it smells like coconuts and flowers.
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“Alysia Juarez? Dude no way that’s your girlfriend, she’s way too pretty for you” “Yes she is bro, she’s beautiful isn’t she (Alysia Juarez)”
by Your Loser<3 October 18, 2021
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When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.
I tried giving him a little birthday bonus last night and he hit me with a Dirty Alysia
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Alysia Faz is a short thick Mexican who smokes weed all day everyday
WOW! Shes Alysia Faz
by Murrdur. May 4, 2018
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