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Associated Press.

RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) - Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat met Saturday with Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia in an effort to finalize a new Palestinian Cabinet, which has been in limbo for weeks amid a dispute between the two men.

AP by Colm November 8, 2003

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Stands for Advanced Placement. One of the worst programs for High Schools today. The school pressures you into this program so that they can receive more money and brag about how their school has the program despite all the failing students in it. Here are some facts:

1. Advanced Placement counts towards college yes, but ONLY IF IT'S NOT TOWARDS YOUR MAJOR. Let's say you take Biology AP. When you sign up for college and such, and Biology IS your major, the colleges will make you take it again and thus your Biology AP in high school is worth shit, now if you were majoring in English, then the Biology course would count as college credits, but WHY the fuck would you need Biology when you're an English Major?!

2. Advanced Placement does not give you a higher chance to go to a better college or university. The colleges and universities that you want to go to ONLY LOOK AT YOUR GRADES. They do not look at the difficulty of the classes. Let's say you were in all AP classes for high school and managed a C or B, and a fucking retarded student who had regular classes manages A. The university will choose them over YOU because their grade is higher.

Advanced Placement is for retarded kids. Don't make the same mistake I did. Plenty of my friends who were in regular classes went to good universities, I however, was in Advanced Placement and mananged a C or B. Now I get to go to a community college because the university rejected me. FUCK YOU AP!

AP by jhsfksjahfksafhsdhfaslkf July 27, 2006

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ASS POUNDING. yep ass pounding

Damn that guy took a massive AP from Heman the warrior.

AP by Betroot April 15, 2006

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Anal Penetration. Used by some radio stations that work "blue." They talk around the word so it can have a double meaning, but the intended meaning is anal sex.

They gave him a big dose of AP (also the initials of a football running back who ran for a lot of yards).

AP by zoneblitz November 20, 2007

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Aternative Press:
A awesome magazine with tons of alternative bands.Check for retailers at altpress.com

Did you check Sum 41 on the cover of AP?
That was the shit!

AP by truong October 11, 2004

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anal penetration, as in a dingus going up a chick's pupe chute
(or, a dude's, not that there's anything wrong with that)

man, I never thought she'd go for AP, but holy damn crap I gave her AP!

AP by Rowdyhatinwalt December 4, 2007

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Attachment Parenting. Style of parenting advocating co-sleeping, extended breastfeeding, and carrying baby in slings for the best health of the baby and the parents. Dr. Sears a founder.

"That being said, I'm a WOHM w/ a SAHDwork at home mom with a stay at home dad. I spend lots of time at work hanging out on a msg board for APattachment parenting."

AP by Erin May 13, 2005