Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.

Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again

by Isaac69420 May 21, 2023

Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

by Isaac69420 September 21, 2022

The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 22, 2020

sloppy pizza

zit covered vagina

I just couldnt man she had a sloppy pizza

by M95 March 9, 2014

Sloppy Watson

Three or more men engaging in docking.

Hey Ken, get over here and dock with Dan and I; we need a third for a sloppy Watson.

by DangStranger98 April 4, 2019

Sloppy giusseppi

Covering your partner in garlic mayo and masturbating onto them. You then lick them clean, unaware of what is your sauce and what is garlic mayo

"Gave Anna a sloppy giusseppi last night. I didnt know she had such a fucked up fetish"

by Giusseppi February 21, 2019

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021