When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool
by brasswings April 3, 2015
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What you pick up when you are losing in a bar fight.
:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in
by Stool Man September 26, 2022
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When a boy sits on a stool and a girl stands between his legs while they shift , meet or kiss.
Normally his hands are on her ass
Guy 1: Dude you and Molly Stooled?
Guy 2: Yeah for 2 minutes
by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 26, 2017
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Derogatory term for disabled people. Originated in North America
Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!
by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022
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stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.

so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
(someone is chasing you)
then you yell STOOL!
by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019
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Any form of nicotine
Aye bro can you pass the stool
by CColome June 22, 2021
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A small chair used to hold a small things ir used to put you feet on
by Ant1229 November 20, 2021
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