rofl pwned

What happens when someone gets hurt, ripped, or burnt so bad that everyone in the area must roll around on the ground laughing at what just happened.

Man 1: *Runs into small metal pole"
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED!"

Man 1: *Whips man 2 in the eye*
Man 3: "Don't worry, I'll get him"
Man 2: "No, I've got it covered"... *walks over to man 1 and gives him a sweeny*
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED

by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007

porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website

person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.

Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs

by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

Pwned

Arrived from the word owned,
which arrived from the word own,
Which came from the word CAT

Boy on computer: Best porn ever!!??? *click*
Computer: *pirate song. lalalalalalalala pirate!*
Boy: wtf!?
ANSWER: PWNED

by murtleturtle March 10, 2011

pwned cake

1. Much like pwned but a whole cake of pwnage.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.

you want a slice of some pwned cake?

by Gullible December 4, 2003

pwned in the face

any type of total domination to the face

headshot
melee
cum blasted
punched
kicked
etc
(PWNED IN THE FACE)

by MaraDank December 23, 2009