Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements or gait a person abusing a combination of opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines may exhibit.
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He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.

by NM-lfk April 17, 2018

Jellyfishing

When you have to fish the used condom out of his asshole because it slipped off.

After we finished fucking, I had to go jellyfishing so we wouldn't lose the condom.

by Pornicus November 26, 2013

Jellyfishing

Taking ketamine and huffing nitrous oxide together activating your pineal gland and allowing you to float through dimensions without a care in the world like a jellyfish

"Did you see that kitty flopped out on the cuddle puddle?"

"yeah, she's Jellyfishing"

by Mike Guyver January 24, 2021

Jellyfishing

When a male goes a week without showering before walking waist deep into any body of water that has fish and flops his dick from side to side trying to catch a fish

Two weeks ago I went jellyfishing and my dick still hurts

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔

sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

by ciller cattle March 13, 2020

Dropping a jellyfish

When someone drops a slippery fart or queef in the pool.

Hey bro, Gladice is dropping a jellyfish in the pool. I think we should get out.

by Otternal April 14, 2023

Superfast Jellyfish

A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.

Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?

Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!

by Im_Verminator January 29, 2023