Function

A function is slang for a place (i.e a house). This is said when you are talking about your property

"Look at this silly individual at my function."
"Y'all want to hang out at my function?"

by DictatorofDiction April 11, 2023

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

by Corvette4meus August 11, 2009

Is that 118 year old woman even functionable?

by JoshKontos June 18, 2021

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.

I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.

by moondoggie84 October 27, 2016