he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go
by its luci July 20, 2022
A perk that makes you better
by ClownKrispp November 17, 2021
by Rachel738292 January 22, 2021
A mia’s bf is possibly one of the most caring creatures. He spoils her, and goes above and beyond any normal bf. He likes staring into her eyes and playing with her hair. He likes the way she smells and the way she sleeps. He is the most perfect bf in the world.
mia- “bf would you get me some chocolate”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia- “bf would you rub my feet”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia- “bf would you rub my feet”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
by carrotmuncher123 October 11, 2023
by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ June 23, 2023
June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!
Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
by dennydefines June 14, 2023
when you pity date a guy that you show no interest in and/or don’t have feelings for. (stands for bullshit boyfriend)
by jillwhoneedstochill January 28, 2018