aussie woolie jumper

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo.

The way that sheep jumps, you'd thing it's a Aussie Woolie Jumper.

by RamRamseRamseys January 26, 2018

Aussie Dan

A person who enjoys making kangaroo balls into a coin purse, also known as a Kangaroo scrotum coin pouch.

Hey mate, I need to find an Aussie Dan to buy my sister a gift.

by Land down under mate April 23, 2022

Aussie sniper

Commonly known as sniper from team fortress 2 is also known for being an sniper from Australia.

*heavy weapons guy shoots people*

*Aussie sniper* I SEE YA

*Heavy weapons guy gets shot in the head*

by MrBitchiloid April 5, 2019

Aussie Camping

When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.

My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.

Or

We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.

by Wirrwarr February 17, 2023

Aussie waffle

When one man cuss and a girls face then put waffles up her ads then eat it while kissing on the lips then putting red paint on the dick and blue paint on the ground then while having sex they barrel roll on the ground making and Aussie flag

Kyle and Mickey were going hard last night the did the Aussie waffle

by Lil com stain August 3, 2018

aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023