The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.
Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"
by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013
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Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.
Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf
by icrappedmyselftoday June 17, 2012
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One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.
John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.
by Trevor Fields April 11, 2011
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When you stick her nipple in your dick hole
Dude, I swear me and her gonna have a titty turf
by Kpierce134 February 20, 2020
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