Took

The receiver of simp like treatment.

I so many people give me money and praise me, I'm such a took

by JamesCartly November 9, 2020

Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.

Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.

by BigJD3 November 3, 2023

Took

Buzzkill who starts beef but doesn't like when people return it

"Ugh Amanda was such a took on Thursday"

by Odsal det August 1, 2022

Took my balls

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case

Jazz “ They Took My Balls”
Me “Ofc they would”

by Jazz6969 August 15, 2020

you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are

“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”

by ZΣPH Ψ April 23, 2023

Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis

Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.

by cucchiebug May 21, 2018

took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022