stinky fuck doodle 

when a man has had sex with various animals, his penis begins to stink like animal shit.

dude i just saw aaron fucking yet another goat, he has to have a stinky fuck doodle by now.

stinky fuck doodle by the voice of the common cock August 18, 2010

don't stick your dick in my back 

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.

Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.

don't stick your dick in my back by thundersnow December 12, 2010

Don't stick ya dick in that 

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener

Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"

Don't stick ya dick in that by Toblerones April 14, 2021

Stinky fishy day 

If her name starts with the letter “A” then she automatically has stinky fishy.

Person 1: Dude that girl stinks
Person 2: ya dude her name starts with the latter “A” they have stinky fishy day

Stinky fishy day by Cappa69 October 23, 2019

stick a dick in my ear 

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.

Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

stick a dick in my ear by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021

Don’t stick your dick in crazy 

A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.

Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.

James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.

Elon: Why not?

James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.

Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy by anonymous May 30, 2022

stickydoom 

A plasma grenade in halo/2

p1:I found a stickydoom!
p2:you did!
p1:iI dont have it anymore!! hehe
p2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

stickydoom by mikman December 7, 2006