SCRIPTURE RIGGING

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.

Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017

Rigged out

A condition of someone who tries to fake it to make it in crane rental

Billy had the talk but not the talent. He got rigged out.

by Smallboom January 12, 2021

The Oil Rig

The act of stopping up a toilet with toilet paper and then depositing your feces on top of the paper. The turd should protrude through the top of the water, resembling an oil rig.

The man was disgusted when he had to plunge The Oil Rig festering in his toilet.

by Mr. Awesome, The Captain of Cool June 18, 2007

oakie rigged

1. The use of Duct Tape or any other forms of things to keep anything together.

2. Taking unnecessary shortcuts to finish the job to where it is finished but with shitty quality...and has a chance of breaking and being worse off than before it was fixed.

1. My car got side-swipped and the mirror was dangling. We used duct tape to fix it. Now I have an Oakie rigged Side view mirror!

2. The car's bumper was falling off so the Oakie rigged it by using a bungee cord to keep it from falling.

by Jermzski July 23, 2006

bitch rig

To put together in a makeshift fashion.

Don't worry about replacing the cabinets, we'll just bitch rig them if we have to.

by Thalya May 10, 2007

guinea rigged

Doing things improperly but still getting the same ending results

I guinea rigged my car radio...

by haha12234 November 23, 2012

Rigged-Bowl

When someone takes the bowl-head of a bong or bowl/stem of a pipe and forces an entire piece of cigarette or unreasonable amount of tobacco into such, to make it difficult to smoke. The result is that the smoker gets a rush of tobacco smoke that they are not expecting. It usually ends in a lot of coughing and discomfort in those who smoke batch and often extreme discomfort, dizziness as well as vomiting in those who do not. This is almost exclusively done by those considered batch nazis.

1:"augh! that bowl I just smoked tasted like pure batch but I hardly put any in!"

2:"It must have been rigged"

"Man the last time Jesse smoked a rigged-bowl he went all white and yaked everywhere. he only smokes pure chron I don't know why the batch nazi did it to him."

by DonBombastus February 6, 2010