Microsoft Bing Points

The type of thing that a 13 year old would use for 3 years to get a game that costs 60$ and will be played 3 times.

Me : Damn i got Sea of Thieves from using Microsoft Bing Points, it only took 3 years of nonstop searching
Owen : You know you can just sell shit on ebay that u found on the side of the road right

by Azman2 April 26, 2022

Microsoft PowerPoint 2007

The premier and most comprehensive home and school presentation software suite of the 21st century.

Friend: Hey, I have to do a flashy project for my AP Biology class
Me, an intellectual: Well, you should come over to my place and whip up an effective presentation in a jiffy with Microsoft PowerPoint 2007

by NotBillGates December 6, 2017

My dad Owns Microsoft

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft

Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft

by THICCBOU March 27, 2018

Microsoft Flight Simulator X

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.

Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

by pieguy124 March 31, 2009

my dad works at microsoft

best way to scares the crap out of hackers that destroy you at 1v1 in cod or blow up your dirt house in minecraft then record it with bandicam and post it on youtube

gay ass hackers whose mom you fuked: fortnight is better than roblox lolokooooolll!1!11
your entire vocabulary knowledge: my dad works at microsoft and hes going to ban you permanently from club penguin lol get rekt your mom and dad gay together xdd111!!1 trollface umadbro

by edgymemer July 16, 2018

Nintendo VS Microsoft VS Sony

A war that happened several centuries ago. Nintendo was amongst the elder kingdoms, and Microsoft and Sony soon were on their way to becoming Top Dogs. The time eventually did come, and all hell broke loose. The Big 3 kingdoms decided to remain neutral, until an annual event by the name of E3 came along. All hell broke loose over and over. Gamers to this day argue which of the Big 3 Ancient kingdoms are better. Those kingdoms have evolved into companies. Although the annual E3 is still around today, the fighting amongst Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony, is a fight of words, not weapons (unfortunately).

Note: This example is based on stereotypes, not my opinion

NintendoFanboy: We have better variety in games!
MicrosoftFanboy: We can play games like Halo on the 360 AND our computers!
SonyFanboy: Our games ALWAYS look the best!

AppleFanboy: Haha I got a phone that I can make calls AND play videogames on!

SonyFanboy: Um guys...
NintendoFanboy: Shall we?
MicrosoftFanboy: Our fighting shall resume after this!

The Big 3 Fanboys proceed to murder the AppleFanboy. Task is completed. The fighting resumes. It is unknown if the Nintendo VS Microsoft VS Sony War will ever die.

by JohnsonPwns January 25, 2012

psycho about microsoft word

Someone who is psycho about Microsoft Word such as a computer teacher.

Such as teachers who teach the following:
Computer Applications, Mous, Web design, Microsoft Word/Excel.

Teachers who have the position in Business Education

Example:

Cendy: Yeah Ms.Bayley is crazy, like she's Psycho about Microsoft Word.
Judy: LMAO!

by guy that goes to IHS April 2, 2011