Wait-for-Jesus Body 

When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.

Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?

Wait-for-Jesus Body by fupa-hunter April 24, 2010

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus 

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus by blubber bob October 4, 2007

Gay for Jesus

Someone so addicted to religion that they make priests look like athiests

That guy is so gay for jesus it should be a sin

Gay for Jesus by Oure September 29, 2018

Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus) 

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)

1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)

Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus) by Gregorium Brahek III August 8, 2010

room for Jesus 

when you sit next to someone but far enough away to leave room for another person or Jesus.

yea when Emma and nick sat next to each other there was enough room for Jesus..

room for Jesus by minecraftdick September 23, 2019

flow jesus 

When a christian boy has long flowing hair.

"Yo flow jesus i like your hair!"
"Ay thanks man"

flow jesus by Flow Jesus February 26, 2022

feet to jesus 

having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.

Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky

Corey:did u have sex with your girl yet
ME:hell yeah i put her feet to jesus

feet to jesus by themjc96 January 4, 2012