fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018

fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 27, 2017

Bumble Fiddle

Anal fingering

"Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"

"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

"You are accused of Bumble Fiddle on strangers, do you want a lawyer?"

by tuamammazoccola June 5, 2020

Slippery Fiddle

When one is having sex with there partner and they add too much lube into the mix, the males penis starts wracking it’s partner with his penis in the face because he can’t keep it in the whole

“My husband couldn’t keep control of his Slippery Fiddle last night”

by Ass Slime June 23, 2018

Toxic Fiddle

The act of dipping someones penis into an unknown substance, then proceeding to give them a blowjob.

("Hey did you hear about Aaron?"
"Yeah, I heard Susie gave him an epic Toxic Fiddle!"

by Insanetea January 4, 2016

Slap fiddle

When a bitch sucking your dick then suddenly slaps it and blows on it to play like a fiddle, causing instant orgasm.

Bro she was sucking my dick real good then pulled a Slap Fiddle on me! Shit was awesome

by Krackerjack February 6, 2018

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011