Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.
Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
by FrankieRose December 21, 2021
A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.
by foodie_gal March 18, 2017
the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Guy: "We should go on a date."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."
Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"
Friend 2: "Exactly."
by Atilla the Hans September 17, 2013
Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep
Brain: Okay
Me: So you have to be quiet
Brain: Okay
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain:
Me: -half asleep-
Brain: The snack that smiles back!
Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
Brain: Okay
Me: So you have to be quiet
Brain: Okay
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain:
Me: -half asleep-
Brain: The snack that smiles back!
Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
by Galaxy1412 April 20, 2016
Goldfish aka Corinna Kopf
by Furki1907 April 29, 2019
to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.
by redpenqueen May 31, 2012
50 IQ Larry: "Is that Instagram model still catfishing you?" The Dragon: Nope she turned out to be a Goldfish.
by Vitamin Dragon December 26, 2022