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Ornament Exchange

The act of giving and receiving round balls around the holidays, mostly in a super secretive way almost similar to secret santa... But the present is much better ;)
Gina texted tim to see if he wanted to do an ornament exchange tonight.

Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.
by NieSonDen December 9, 2017
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Exchange heads

69, Sixty-nine, simultaneously eating pussy and sucking dicks, playing with the cat while eating a dog
Her: Lets fuck
Him: Exchange heads first...
by @Hip_Matter August 27, 2019
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brotein exchange

To engage in an intense 69 session with a fellow male for (hopefully) long periods of time followed by swallowing each others loads.
"Dude, you up for another brotein exchange? I'm horny as fuck and my balls are full." "Same here bro. Horny as fuck too. I know you love the taste of my sperm. My parents aren't home so we can get together here."
by Watchinfool September 21, 2023
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STACO EXCHANGE

STACO Exchange (noun)
Pronounced: /ˈstækō iks-ˌchānj/
A mock or metaphorical marketplace where political bravado is traded for retreat. Named after the acronym TACO ("Trump Always Chickens Out"), it refers specifically to the cyclical pattern of bold economic threats followed by backpedaling, especially in U.S. trade policy.

A parody of the stock exchange, the STACO Exchange is the arena where speculative bluster gets inflated, then dumped, based on erratic political behavior, most notably Trump-era tariff talk that rarely materialized.
Markets rallied again after another bluff on China fizzled. Just another day on the STACO Exchange.
by JunkyRhythm May 28, 2025
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baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender
Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.
by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018
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lane exchange

When 2 cars in different lanes both switch into their counterpart's lane at the same time.

eg: Car A moves from the left lane into the right lane. At precisely the same time Car B moves from the right lane into the left lane.

Commonly the cars involved in the lane exchange are in close proximity (1-3 cars apart) however an exchange can take place over greater distance without either party being aware of it.
The lane exchange is Mother Nature's way of returning traffic pressure to equilibrium.
by kittridge October 18, 2008
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relay exchange

An act where three to four males get each other off simultaneously. Usually done in candle light and scented candles.
Guy 1: Hey bro wanna, have a relay exchange?

Guy 2: Sure man, I'll get the candles.

Guy 3: Yeah, I'm down, I just bought a cinnamon roll candle.
by Hary585 March 29, 2016
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