Dolly-Rogers Exchange

A Dolly-Rogers Exchange is a hypothetical choice involving the exchange of one highly valued item for another that one is unwilling to make. The name comes from the hypothetical sacrifice of Dolly Parton in order to raise Fred Rogers from the grave.

Rob: "Would you kill Dolly Parton to raise Mr. Rogers from the dead?"
Al: "No way would I take the Dolly-Rogers Exchange."

by DrBruz June 7, 2024

Gram exchange

When you offer your dealer a certain amount of weed in exchange for another strain of weed. If the strain is better you get more grams back, if it’s worse, vice versa.

Hey dude, did you know Timmy does gram exchange now?

by Filantropist1996 April 21, 2022

Wall Street Exchange

A sex act in which one participant shits into the other's anus, usually in a solid form.

"Hey bro, I tried shitting in her to assert dominance. It was awesome!"
"Damn dude! you guys did the Wall Street Exchange!"

by Doombox3 July 24, 2022

STACO EXCHANGE

STACO Exchange (noun)
Pronounced: /ˈstækō iks-ˌchānj/
A mock or metaphorical marketplace where political bravado is traded for retreat. Named after the acronym TACO ("Trump Always Chickens Out"), it refers specifically to the cyclical pattern of bold economic threats followed by backpedaling, especially in U.S. trade policy.

A parody of the stock exchange, the STACO Exchange is the arena where speculative bluster gets inflated, then dumped, based on erratic political behavior, most notably Trump-era tariff talk that rarely materialized.

Markets rallied again after another bluff on China fizzled. Just another day on the STACO Exchange.

by JunkyRhythm May 28, 2025

brotein exchange

To engage in an intense 69 session with a fellow male for (hopefully) long periods of time followed by swallowing each others loads.

"Dude, you up for another brotein exchange? I'm horny as fuck and my balls are full." "Same here bro. Horny as fuck too. I know you love the taste of my sperm. My parents aren't home so we can get together here."

by Watchinfool September 21, 2023

baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender

Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.

by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018

Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.

Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Oles gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"

by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021