After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it
by Pussyslayer444 December 31, 2021
by Steen888 April 16, 2017
by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013
Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.
Actual conversation:
Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.
Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf
Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.
Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf
by icrappedmyselftoday June 17, 2012
One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.
John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.
by Trevor Fields April 11, 2011
I gotta go get my turf shirt ese
by abov_average_hoe May 1, 2020