When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.
I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.
by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018
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When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.
by Cali0731 April 9, 2022
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The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth
Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
by Johnny-k17 June 4, 2019
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The boner you get when you have to pee really bad.
"Sam why do you have a boner right now? Is it because of Jessica?"

"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"
by Theunitologist February 19, 2016
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When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.
by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020
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A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
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