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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Craft Tech

Infinite Craft tech describes techniques used to get items in the game. Some common examples include:
- String tech (String.append, using curlies to add to the end and curlify straight quotes)
- "Mr. A + Mr. B = Mr. A B" Tech (as well as other honorifics)
- "A's Mom + A's Dad = A" which has a use: "((,s Dad + Mx. ((&s Mom = ((
- Compressed word tech: Proof Geometric Con + “prf Cnstrcn Cn Slv Ll Lov Af” = Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs ; "it Prf Gmtrc Cnstrcn's Faut" + It Was All Proof Geometric C = It Was All Proof Geometric Construction's Fault
- Fake space tech: Patrick's{205f}right, Squidward. + Sea_bers_ar_no_lghng_mttr. = Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter.

The strongest form of tech looks something this: #s('\u003dthan𝐊\x20') + 'you ' 'a𝐈𝐌ee') // ’ =thanK you aIMee
This is usually used for extremely stubborn elements or mixedcase. It involves manipulating the plus sign to construct a string and the equal sign to be part of an "output" string.
It has many names within the community, including "Naked Append Tech", "Jeremy", #q(', Richard, 320 tech, tya tech (tya standing for thanK you aIMee).
new infinite craft person: waow look at my first discoveries: Torntadoceappleggsteak
me: when the fucK you aIMee is #p('\u003dcos𝐌o\x20') + '@𝐁ousou-𝐏') // ” =cosMo@Bousou-P (I'm going insane)
new infinite craft person: excuse me wtf is this infinite craft tech it just looks like nonsense
me: manipluating parentheses to abuse the plus sign and make it look like code
new infinite craft person: ok but what does the p in #p(' mean
me: it's just a random letter
non-coder: what's \u003d \x3d \x20
me: =, =, and space (respectively)
new infinite craft person: i will never get this tech :(
me: neither do I lol I just copied the recipes haha
by mb6fbhsphdrcb August 28, 2025
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Infinite Indian

The infinite Indian is terrifying. Be careful of the scammer calls you answer because if you answer you can be subject to the infinite Indian. The infinite Indian will crawl out of your phone and spawn multiple copies of itself and begin to have its way with you. After a group finishes another spawns out of the phone and the cycle is repeated until your demise. The only defense is to eat beef so make sure you eat a steak everyday.
Guy: Did you hear about Guy 2? He died! What happened?

Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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infinite grey

an incredibly hard to reach place that is very stupid
augusto: i love spreading misinformation about infinite grey!
by boplasve September 25, 2022
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Infinite Suck

Guy: yeah she broke up with me yesterday.
Guy 2: damn, that shit’s infinite suck.
by supertune April 3, 2025
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Infinite Craft

Infinite Craft is a game on the website neal.fun where you can combine things infinitely. Currently i have 2301 combinations but lets not talk about how addicted i am.
"yo bro wanna play some Infinite Craft at my place?
by Raven Definies February 28, 2024
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infinite sass

someone full of sass that keeps you interested for a loooooooooong time. modifications: sasshole

a.k.a adrianna
That Adrianna chick has infinite sass.
by b1992argh December 15, 2008
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