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Necktoral 

English slang for muscles in the neck
Daymmmmm my necktorals are hurting after sleeping against that wall
Necktoral by JRhyd June 30, 2018
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Spaghetti Necklace 

A Spaghetti Necklace is a slang term for a noose. Used in a jokey manor to describe suicide by hanging or make fun of someone who's ended their life via said method.
Fat chance, I’d rather use a spaghetti necklace than sink to your level!
Spaghetti Necklace by tEMternette December 18, 2019

Toilet seat necklace

T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...
1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."

1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"

A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N

Neckbeard 

One whom wears band shirts daily, shaves monthly, and bathes never. Often smelling of cheetos, Mountain Dew, and depression, the average neckbeard can be found playing World of Warcraft in their mother's basement. Along with their very poor grooming, the average neckbeard often be categorized as being morbidly obese.
Person A: Oh my god...Assclown over here smells like shit. He's been wearing that same shirt for like 2 weeks.

Person B: Ew...looks like he used decoration scissors to cut his beard.

Person C: Guys, it's not his fault he's a neckbeard
Neckbeard by That1douchebag December 20, 2016
THE "hip" word for kissing and making out when I was a young teenager in the 70's.
"Rick and I were necking for hours in Carla's bedroom! I STOPPED him from putting his hands down my pants though - I wouldn't go THAT far!"
Necking by ClairBecker May 23, 2018

wear you like a necklace

when taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about
person a: listened to t swifts songs, and one lyric went like wear you like a necklace, umm okay
person b: i want taylor swift to wear me like a necklace
person a: stupid horny fruity gay dumb bitch