Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.
by Niikurasu May 21, 2020
When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.
similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019
by Lukeswjones December 24, 2017
I'm a bit hungry but there is nothing in the fridge. Guess I'll break out the bread and make some peasant pie.
by PeregrineHardy March 10, 2018
The ultimate strategy to put peasants back in their place. The culmination and finalized, more refined version of the comeback "no u".
Bob: UR MUM GAE, LOL
Dylan: no u
Bob: yesn't I'nt
Jeff: yesn't thou
Dylan: YESN'T PEASANT
Almost immediately, Jeff and Bob have their lives flash before their eyes, and within an instant of lacerations appearing and corroding skin, wail in terror realizing their mistake before being silenced.
Dylan: no u
Bob: yesn't I'nt
Jeff: yesn't thou
Dylan: YESN'T PEASANT
Almost immediately, Jeff and Bob have their lives flash before their eyes, and within an instant of lacerations appearing and corroding skin, wail in terror realizing their mistake before being silenced.
by getwiththetimes July 6, 2019