The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.
Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?
Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?
Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!
Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?
Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!
by Spacemariles June 7, 2013
by Odonohue77 November 22, 2013
When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.
by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022
Squishy breeds are short muzzled, flat faced dog breeds. Examples include Pugs, English Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, Boxers, Shih Tzus. . . among many others.
by Tacochick2016 April 6, 2017
by X turtles October 6, 2018
A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it
“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”
by Happy Carpet June 1, 2019
by somebodysomewheresomehowwow May 7, 2022