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apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.
Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.
by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022
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Prime Apocalypse

Prime Apocalypse is pretty much how the world is gonna end.
by Eren Yeeter December 2, 2020
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Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.
"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.
by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021
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the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse

basically it's this kpop stan wanting to move to north korea because "ramen" and "anime" and they dont even know how bad north korea is. they most likely will be wearing some straight black hair with the "beautiful hair for beautiful people" hair or the "clean spikes" ugc hair. in most circumstances, the predator will have black hair, but sometimes it may be brown. they usually have an outfit consisting of checkers and black and white colors, but if their slender left them, they then wear a black torn hoodie with bloody bandages to try and say "im depressed" and their body type is always going to be the woman package but with man legs to try and have an "attractive" look. i will now move onto the slenders, which have a body type that gave their species the name "slender" they usually are very tall with the "robloxian" package but with one leg that makes them even taller. they usually have the "clean spikes" ugc hair, or a bunch of hairs mixed together. they always have black hair, i've never seen one with any color other than that. other than the things ive listed about slenders, they aren't too different from the aesthetic/copy and paste girl.
"im apart of the copy and paste/aesthetic apocalypse-"
by anonymous April 16, 2021
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Fucktard apocalypse

The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.

Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?

Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
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Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.
by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021
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The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.
Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
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