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Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."
by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025
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message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.
Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017
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Apocalypse

So imagine this: you chilling with your friends when all the sudden *BOOM* you hear an explosion and then you try to run the hell away but the problem is A DEMON IS BLOCKING YOUR PATH the demons eats your friend and when he tried to eat you your punch him in the face but then another demon comes out of the ground and eats you then all the sudden THERE ARE HORDES OF DEMONS EVERYWHERE.
by Thatcoldude August 27, 2022
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Universal apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.
'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
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Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.
Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.
by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020
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