When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.
by Levi Spencer January 24, 2021
When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
by Jumpa Brim March 11, 2022
by Pedway94 September 7, 2019
by Pedway94 September 7, 2019
n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019
by aaliyah deweer May 23, 2021