5 definitions by Levi Spencer

The Johnson Effect

When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.

“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.

by Levi Spencer September 5, 2020

A Blevinator

When you dye you hair blue, shave it all off, submerge a toilet plunger in diarrhea, and cover the end with the blue hair. Slap a Ninja headband on, and proceed to aggressively penetrate a male or female genitalia.

"Your dirty skunk of a mom insisted I give her A Blevinator."

by Levi Spencer December 10, 2020

The Squidward

When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.

"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."

by Levi Spencer January 24, 2021

Lion Kinging

When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging

“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”

by Levi Spencer September 3, 2020

Neapolitan

When you wipe your ass and there is shit and blood on the toilet paper.

“After I took a massive shit, I went to wipe my ass and found I was holding a Neapolitan.”

by Levi Spencer September 5, 2020