A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
Get the Practical Bullshitmug. When having traditional doggy style, the male is about to cum, and pulls out, resting his dick on the crevice right above the buttcrack, so that it looks almost like a cannon. He then cums, shooting as far as he can.
“Yo I heard u fucked Jessica last night”
“Yeah dude. I even did a little bit of target practice”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick!”
“Yeah dude. I even did a little bit of target practice”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick!”
by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
Get the Target Practicemug. Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?
Yeah, it was quite rough.
Yeah, it was quite rough.
by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011
Get the practicing your dinosaur callmug. by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
Get the I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!mug. by Cazkis April 4, 2016
Get the practically datingmug. by Owen Robert Harris July 23, 2021
Get the Practicallymug. A gay individual who is affected by comphet to the degree they still have sex with the opposite sex for a variety of reasons (ie. attention, validation, survival, sex work, etc).
They are not attracted to the opposite sex, but rather, are attracted to being wanted, validated, or surviving under the banner of heteronormativity. They may have sex and engage in relationships for survival or work as well.
They are not attracted to the opposite sex, but rather, are attracted to being wanted, validated, or surviving under the banner of heteronormativity. They may have sex and engage in relationships for survival or work as well.
She’s having sex with male clients because they pay well even though she’s a lesbian. She’s bi in practice.
She’s just bi in practice. She’s not into him, she’s into him wanting and validating her.
She’s just bi in practice. She’s not into him, she’s into him wanting and validating her.
by coopalex August 21, 2022
Get the Bi In Practicemug.