Practice Phil

What you say when you don't know what to say.

"Hey what do you think about my pop-edm gay orgy?"

"Practice Phil"

by pitems69 January 15, 2021

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

batting practice

beer pong

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down

by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009

Practice

The point of practice is not to try and outdo somebody else or to try and do/be better than someone else (or get the best of them). The point of practice is to improve over who you were yesterday, since nobody is close to perfect. That is why it's never enjoyable when an uber competitive person is around, they are always trying to get the better of somebody else, and they think that the world thinks like them.

Practice doesn't make perfect, there is no perfect. Perfect is something you try and get closer to, 100 percent of your potential.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011

practical prank

practical prank

a practical prank
thus being not only a prank. but a practical one

a prank only pulled when the individual needs it to be sensible

for instance have you broken up with your girlfriend and want to get back together? well a practical prank shall be perfect for you! just fake your death and find an image like you from the internet and ur bae will come running back!

boy: hi I'm going to die

girl : is this a practical prank?
boy : maybe? do u like ;)
girl : yes love it let's get back together, you're so practical and good at pranks!!!

by 24/7lad January 20, 2015

practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.

Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.

by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011