Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Practically

Hearty’s balls in your mouth

I just put practically

by Owen Robert Harris July 23, 2021

Practical

A philistine

I don't think it's worth spending that much money on wine for the Joneses. They're very practical.

by Phyllis Stein September 28, 2021

practice squad

the practice squad is a person or people on your roster that u just flirt with but don’t hangout with. They overall help your game.

I keep 2-3 girls on my practice squad to help me out

by jimjames11 June 25, 2023

Sharp practices

dishonest behavior

Any sharp practices will affect the lawyer's credibility

by Redletters June 20, 2018

Target Practice

When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better

“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick”

by NeuteredRaptor69 May 09, 2019

practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship

Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating

by Cazkis April 04, 2016