by bt? boy March 14, 2011
A person from the lower peninsula of Michigan. The Mackinac Bridge separates the upper peninsula from the lower peninsula, hence "trolls" live under the bridge.
Person #1 from upper peninsula......"Hey man, aren't we partying with your cousin from Detroit who is coming into town tonight?"
Person #2 from upper peninsula......"No, that fuckin troll won't be here until tomorrow."
Person #2 from upper peninsula......"No, that fuckin troll won't be here until tomorrow."
by SpikeSays April 15, 2010
A person on the internet (usually YouTube) who doesn't have anything to do with their life so they go around starting arguments.
There are:
Plain trolls- Average troll
Bashing trolls- Go around yelling and swearing and not using periods.
Smartass trolls- Use big words to try and sound smart
Non caring trolls- Claim to not care even though they do
Opinion trolls- Are prejudice
12 year old trolls- Can't spell one word right or punctuate
Blaming troll: Looks for reasons to hate someone.
There are:
Plain trolls- Average troll
Bashing trolls- Go around yelling and swearing and not using periods.
Smartass trolls- Use big words to try and sound smart
Non caring trolls- Claim to not care even though they do
Opinion trolls- Are prejudice
12 year old trolls- Can't spell one word right or punctuate
Blaming troll: Looks for reasons to hate someone.
Plain troll:
"How dumb do you have to be to like this? My god, get off the internet"
Bashing troll:
"THIS SHIT SUCKS Y DO PPL LIKE THIS SHIT OMG WTF LOLOL"
Smartass troll:
"So she stopped singing in the middle of her concert to sign a painting? But how inconsiderate of her! That shows she has no affection for her audience. How did you know they wanted that painting signed? She ruined it, she bastardized the beauty of something someone worked so hard on. It clearly shows how everyone's maturity towers above hers."
Non caring troll:
"Yeah, I didn't ask for this. I don't care if you're overreacting because I posted a comment. Stop wasting your time and don't reply."
12 year old troll:
"dis rly suks i men srsly how can ay1 evr lyke dis lol"
Blaming troll:
"But when you pause at 0:32 you can see a triangle. And when you play the video backwards, you can hear "the devil I love". This person is clearly satanic and trying to brainwash you."
Opinion troll:
"Why are you getting all mad? Yeah, I said you're an idiot for liking this, I said this was the biggest waste of my time EVER, but I'm just stating my opinion, and you need to respect that."
"How dumb do you have to be to like this? My god, get off the internet"
Bashing troll:
"THIS SHIT SUCKS Y DO PPL LIKE THIS SHIT OMG WTF LOLOL"
Smartass troll:
"So she stopped singing in the middle of her concert to sign a painting? But how inconsiderate of her! That shows she has no affection for her audience. How did you know they wanted that painting signed? She ruined it, she bastardized the beauty of something someone worked so hard on. It clearly shows how everyone's maturity towers above hers."
Non caring troll:
"Yeah, I didn't ask for this. I don't care if you're overreacting because I posted a comment. Stop wasting your time and don't reply."
12 year old troll:
"dis rly suks i men srsly how can ay1 evr lyke dis lol"
Blaming troll:
"But when you pause at 0:32 you can see a triangle. And when you play the video backwards, you can hear "the devil I love". This person is clearly satanic and trying to brainwash you."
Opinion troll:
"Why are you getting all mad? Yeah, I said you're an idiot for liking this, I said this was the biggest waste of my time EVER, but I'm just stating my opinion, and you need to respect that."
by sndansoenrnarongb[enqa August 17, 2011
Not cyberbullying.
Some people do horrible things that can make others depressed or even commit suicide. They call themselves trolls, and the media believes them, but they aren't trolls. They are cyberbullies and horrible people. Good trolls can make both people laugh in the end.
Some people do horrible things that can make others depressed or even commit suicide. They call themselves trolls, and the media believes them, but they aren't trolls. They are cyberbullies and horrible people. Good trolls can make both people laugh in the end.
Person 1: I just sent someone death threats because they said something I disagree with! Trolling is so great.
Person 2: You aren't a troll. You're just an asshole.
Person 2: You aren't a troll. You're just an asshole.
by 165your4 November 1, 2014
Hunting for trolls.
Trollers hang around under bridges with troll guns at night (since trolls turn to stone in daylight), in the hope of bagging a troll head as a trophy.
As a VERY endangered (i.e. nonexistent) species, trolls are protected by law, and trolling is therefore illegal.
Trollers hang around under bridges with troll guns at night (since trolls turn to stone in daylight), in the hope of bagging a troll head as a trophy.
As a VERY endangered (i.e. nonexistent) species, trolls are protected by law, and trolling is therefore illegal.
by Andy June 27, 2004
When we talk about "abuse" in real life, it usually comes in three forms: physical, sexual, and emotional. Since you can't physically nor sexually abuse someone over the internet, the abuse is perpetrated through the medium of a keyboard, with typed words. Ergo, trolling is a form of emotional/psychological abuse over the internet, and the intent is almost always to incite a "negative" emotional reaction in a person or group of people, which is usually nourishing and entertaining to the troll himself (and his audience) by way of humor and amusement.
I look back at what I used to do for fun on those lonely Friday and Saturday nights and realize how truly pathetic a life I was living. I had no social life, had never had a girlfriend or gotten laid, had substituted my mundane reality for a virtual reality, bought IP-altering software just for account bannings, and was just an all-around unhappy asshole who loved ruining otherwise happy peoples' days and bringing down their moods to the shitty one I was constantly experiencing. The reality is that, just as with real life emotional abusers, most trolls suffer from one or more various personality disorders (usually narcissism) and/or an inferiority complex, low self-esteem, and depression, as I was. Trolling is a cyber-expression of emotional abuse, and emotional abuse itself is part of a grander pathological mental disorder that the troll should seek help for, as I did.
I look back at what I used to do for fun on those lonely Friday and Saturday nights and realize how truly pathetic a life I was living. I had no social life, had never had a girlfriend or gotten laid, had substituted my mundane reality for a virtual reality, bought IP-altering software just for account bannings, and was just an all-around unhappy asshole who loved ruining otherwise happy peoples' days and bringing down their moods to the shitty one I was constantly experiencing. The reality is that, just as with real life emotional abusers, most trolls suffer from one or more various personality disorders (usually narcissism) and/or an inferiority complex, low self-esteem, and depression, as I was. Trolling is a cyber-expression of emotional abuse, and emotional abuse itself is part of a grander pathological mental disorder that the troll should seek help for, as I did.
by Anon1045 September 25, 2011
Trolling is the term derived from the word "troll," which indicates trailing a fish along a baited line. In modern culture, trolling refers to hitting on guys when you are out, by baiting them with a little information about yourself or a flirty comment, and then playing hard to get. By planting the "bait," a girl will subsequently "troll" and find herself surrounded by a whole crowd of boys.
The act of trolling is an art-form, generally reserved for hot chicks out at a bar and/or club. However, it is possible to troll in all locations, such as the library or a coffee-shop, though that is a skill reserved for only the most talented individuals.
Note: Not to be confused with the noun "troll" (an ugly chick) or spamming message board (whoever does that cannot certainly cannot actually go trolling).
The act of trolling is an art-form, generally reserved for hot chicks out at a bar and/or club. However, it is possible to troll in all locations, such as the library or a coffee-shop, though that is a skill reserved for only the most talented individuals.
Note: Not to be confused with the noun "troll" (an ugly chick) or spamming message board (whoever does that cannot certainly cannot actually go trolling).
Girl1: I gotta get my make-up and tight dress on so I can troll tonight.
Girl2: Gen, I know, there will be a lot of trolling potential, like last night. I saw you surrounded by all those hot dudes.
Girl1: Troll or die, Liz. You gotta rage to troll.
Girl1: They see me trolling...
Girl2: They hating...
Girl1: But actually. Hatahs gonna hate when you troll so hard.
Girl2: Gen, I know, there will be a lot of trolling potential, like last night. I saw you surrounded by all those hot dudes.
Girl1: Troll or die, Liz. You gotta rage to troll.
Girl1: They see me trolling...
Girl2: They hating...
Girl1: But actually. Hatahs gonna hate when you troll so hard.
by ultimate fly-fisher February 25, 2013