Hoed

The act of making someone your ho.

Vincent- Why are you drilling that wood?

Stuart- I'm warming up for your mom tonight.

Nathan- Damn, he just hoed you.

by SpeakerForTheDead March 17, 2009

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Hos

A noun, verb, and adjective that can describe anything, anyone, or anyone and anything in the act of doing something.

You're such a hos.

I'm so hos'ing a blunt lemme call you back.

Stupid ass hos..

by videohead43 March 31, 2010

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Basically the epitome of man. Often seen to be wrestling with demons and other such creatures from the netherworld; the only thing more effective for slaying werewolves than a silver bullet is Hos. Only wears clothes sown from the hide of a baby unicorn, and has skin made from titanium alloy. Keeps a pet phoenix which dines on the liver of his fallen enemies. Has the biggest penis known to man.

Do not approach.

Example One:
Person # 1: Who the fuck is that dude over there slaying the creatures from the nether realm?
Person # 2: It's Hos you fuckwit.
Example Two:
Person # 1: Holy shit! It's a motherfucking anaconda!
Person # 2: No it's not, it's Hos' apocalyptic schlong.

by Quietyou March 22, 2009

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No Ho-Ho

The feminine version for No Homo except it is used when a girl says something that can be taken the wrong way. A girl that says something that someone else can easily say ''that's what she said'' to.

1. Girl says to boy: "Can i have a taste of your lollipop no ho-ho?"

2. "Yo Mike, after your finished with work, I need you to come really fast, no ho-ho''

by B.B Doll June 26, 2011

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