Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010

Commander in Queef

A female Commander in Chief aka President

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!

by miesfuller June 2, 2016

master and commander

To cut someone off mid sentence when they're more knowledgeable or superior in rank.

A "You turn left at the traffic lights then..
B "No you turn right at traffic lights"
A "did you just master and commander me?"
B "well you are from around here, so i suppose so"

by Haylon June 7, 2006

command z

to undo an action that's taken place in the real world even though Command Z originated life as keybpoard shortcut for un-do

oops, I've reveresd over that lady on the zimmer frame in my large SUV. I'd better Commmand Z it

by sophie jordan March 31, 2005

cumm commander

one who is in charge of his own load

That guy Demoya is a real cumm commander.

by riddler057 January 4, 2009

11th Commandment

Thou shall not touch my slab

you in violation of the 11th commandment

by 5THWARD_SLABGOD March 29, 2019

space command

television remote control

Don't bogart the space command - you keep channel surfing and I want to watch this show!

by A Hansen March 5, 2009