by dodgyd March 24, 2005
A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.
Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.
by dhun August 29, 2012
A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.
That veterinarian has a cock blocking chakra.
by jakethesnake63 November 25, 2011
When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.
Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"
by Sharterbaggers July 30, 2008
When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
by currybomb July 29, 2010
A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future
Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call
by Bode H January 3, 2008
When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
by Sweatshop February 16, 2010