she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend
by james field April 6, 2020
by coochie__slayer6969 October 23, 2018
Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
by Chekosoncm March 19, 2018
A prestigious prep school in Charleston, SC with exceptionally attractive males who beer and alcohol all the time and are very sexy. They sex a lot of females at them functions. Porter Gaud function are hella lit no cap no kizzy. Pull up
by CumOnGuys September 10, 2021
A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.
I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.
by kt_lol September 14, 2020