A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound
by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023
by CplBloggins April 1, 2022
A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.
by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019
referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.
now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!
by clubdead March 28, 2014
A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.
by Wetballs July 20, 2022
Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.
He banged her in both mitts.
by slette July 20, 2017