When one wants to claim S/A, but you gave her slightly above mediocre baby cannon she HAS to name you.
See @the.texan_ on TikTok
See @the.texan_ on TikTok
He put his hands down my pants and it led to amazing puss slammage. I called him a Master Pipelayer, but now I don't like him.
by Brians_Invisible_Chin January 14, 2023
Person A: Have you seen *Blood Master*?
Person B: He's probably telling everyone that he wants to "die" and just being wannabe edge-lord
Person A: aight sure
Person B: He's probably telling everyone that he wants to "die" and just being wannabe edge-lord
Person A: aight sure
by lilguyya April 6, 2018
by sangwoosashymassivehorsecock December 8, 2020
A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.
Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
by avinabeer December 12, 2018
Has a great sense of fashion, is best at playing with eyes, believe in taking something with him whenever he comes to your place. Superman copied his outfit to get famous.
Always wearing sunglasses
Celebrities say about such personality "wo Purush nahi, Maha-Purush hai
Always wearing sunglasses
Celebrities say about such personality "wo Purush nahi, Maha-Purush hai
by Mahapurush Gogo November 24, 2021
by Mrs.Middlebrooks2U October 16, 2017
See also: "Eternal Suffering"
The place I used to work at.
A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.
The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.
You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.
Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
The place I used to work at.
A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.
The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.
You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.
Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
1.
Jim: "Hey, I'm looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself."
Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?"
Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?"
Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!"
2.
Sindy: " Hey I'm really hungry, can we get some food?"
Bob: "Sure. What are you in the mood for?"
Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area."
Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate."
Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
Jim: "Hey, I'm looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself."
Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?"
Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?"
Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!"
2.
Sindy: " Hey I'm really hungry, can we get some food?"
Bob: "Sure. What are you in the mood for?"
Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area."
Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate."
Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
by Le_Doctor_ November 12, 2017