3 definitions by Brians_Invisible_Chin

emCHEATINGpowerment

When you send your musty funky bits to other people, in picture format, but you don't want to feel guilty about cheating on your husband.

I'm not unfaithful to my husband. It's emCHEATINGpowerment.

by Brians_Invisible_Chin January 14, 2023

eULYogy

Whats read in front of your family after you run your penile Q/A instrument to the wrong person and they actually show up at your front door and make sure you never speak again.

Brian ran his mouth, so I had to read his eULYogy.

by Brians_Invisible_Chin January 14, 2023

Master Pipelayer

When one wants to claim S/A, but you gave her slightly above mediocre baby cannon she HAS to name you.

See @the.texan_ on TikTok

He put his hands down my pants and it led to amazing puss slammage. I called him a Master Pipelayer, but now I don't like him.

by Brians_Invisible_Chin January 14, 2023