The nearly unconscious compulsive use of a mobile telephone, perhaps partially concealed in your lap or under a table, at an inappropriate venue or time.

“Gosh you will never believe this…” said professor Livitz to Professor Cohen, “…I was lecturing about the balance of payments and this one kid was sitting there phonesterbating the whole time, he looked like a monkey fapping his pud.”

Phonesterbating by Professor Burns January 20, 2024

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Prosteriorgyattioyosis

A condition or illness that results in having enormously large buttocks. There are no known cures for Prosteriorgyattioyosis but treatment options do exist.

Jerry: Did you see Gales butt yesterday? it was huge!?
Paul: Yeah he suffers from Prosteriorgyattioyosis and is currently undergoing treatment

Prosteriorgyattioyosis by Freddie Jackson January 30, 2024

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Prosteriorgyattioyosis

A condition or illness that results in having enormously large buttocks. There are no known cures for Prosteriorgyattioyosis but treatment options do exist.

Jerry: Did you see Gales butt yesterday? it was huge!?
Paul: Yeah he suffers from Prosteriorgyattioyosis and is currently undergoing treatment

Prosteriorgyattioyosis by Freddie Jackson January 30, 2024

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proster croster

Someone who is good at most things because when they try it they do it flawlessly out of sheer luck. every. Single. Time.

Im a proster croster.
He’s a proster croster man! he never tried (“”) and somehow aced it completely!

proster croster by Jake cousino June 3, 2024

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