flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

Flog

Being beaten up or Or knocked out in one punch basically means that you are getting beaten up absolutely destroyed in a fight can’t do anything back

I’m going to flog that faggot that Faggot needs to be flogged I’m going to flog him so bad

by Foodmcdonalldisnigger May 11, 2020

Flog

Someone who is gay or acting gay (v. Flogging)

Tucker was flogging a lot
Jacob is such a flog

by Ghostbuster303 October 30, 2019

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Flog

Despite its many meanjjngs it can also be used as an acronym for Funny Looking Old Guy

The flog over there just keeps to himself.

Gee that flog has lucked in getting that pretty girl.

by Brackmeister June 12, 2019

Flogged

A super bad whipe out: could be surfing, snowboarding, skating, or someone who is absolutely wasted

Surfer 1:Jabroni did you go over the falls on that huge wave?
Surfer 2: Yeah I got totally flogged

Chad: Did you see Becky last weekend?

Hawk: yeah she was totally flogged. Giving out handys one the dance floor

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

pub flog

A beyond middle aged bogan man, typically bald & wearing an give away airlines cap / hat that is excessively drunk and to incoherent to make any sense of his sentences.

"whats your name mate? Pub flog?"

by X4CD May 14, 2021