Spawned Process

Having a child.

Congratulations, I heard that you and your significant other are about to have a Spawned Process. Welcome to the wonderful world of becoming a parental unit.

by DAE51D October 3, 2011

Spawn of Satan

A demon girl, that’s bad news but is a 10/10. you will do anything for her because she has a hold on you and your dick! A true spawn of Satan.

That girl ain’t a demon bro she’s a “spawn of Satan”. She will drain your sack and your mental!

by Mnsrd September 10, 2023

P spawn

A protection order.

After you fucked me over with some stupid P Spawn!

by KateandDanism February 19, 2024

Spawn

When someone or something appears out of nowhere, reference to spawning in FPS games.

Did that can of Coke spawn in your pocket, where did it come from?

by Femboy_lover69 February 25, 2025

spawn bag

A pregnant woman that is carrying your baby.

Jimmy can't go to the party tonight because he has plans to stay at home with his spawn bag and watch batchlorette on TV.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

spawn juice

The gross white stuff that babies are covered in when they're born aka Vernix caseosa

Younger brother: I thought your baby was white?
Dad: No, it was just covered in spawn juice before.

by ljw97 March 7, 2019

Spawn trapped

Used when you get stuck in a place or conversation that you do not want to be in. References the commonly used FPS video game term, but applies to real life.

Sorry I’m late bro, I got spawn trapped by mom mom on the way out the door

by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024