Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021

Darwin Nunez

Darwin Nunez is the most sexy Guy of all time, he looks like a god and i want to just eat him.

Girl: Who is your celebrity crush?
Guy: Darwin Nunez of course!

by anonymous April 9, 2024

Darwine

Everyone's daddy.

Female 1: who's that?
Female 2: oh him he's Darwine.
Female 1: I'm gonna suck his dick.

by Hot Boi Lee January 16, 2018

Darwin

Darwin is potty word.

Cohen: He looks like Darwin

Ben: What the freak dude you can’t say that it’s a potty word you get in troubles

Cohen: What

by Doin Ur Mommm December 29, 2022

Darwin

A male with a 100L by 286W forehead. Who’s Mission in life is to date girls who he does not actually like but because he feels bad and too become a warrior

Damn, he’s such a Darwin.
Big ass forehead

by Ann_onamus May 25, 2018

Darwin

He may be a walking troll but hes the most amazing entertaining friend to play games with and talk to.

Person1:Hey yk Darwin right?
Person2: Yea that dude whos always trolling people.

by itsalyssa_j November 21, 2023

darwin lio chang wong

a man that is amazing, is an idol to many people across the world, particularly in the wider sydney area. growing up in tough conditions he stood as the shining light. an absolute unit at everything he does. a talented rapper that motivates people to keep going in life

usually wears:
ralph lauren striped polo
tns
and thats it

great person and motivates many people each day

woah is that a 'darwin lio chang wong' what a man i love his tns and his polo

by sam antekmopopulio chang kerr November 25, 2019