Darwined 

Darwined: Verb. To get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.

Newcast: "In today's news, a local man in Florida was severely injured when he tried to have sex with a wood chipper."
Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."

Darwined by GourmetPrince March 11, 2009

The Darlington Law 

The law that defines a worker doing just enough work to not get fired

Scott abides by The Darlington Law, as not to get fired or excerpt himself too much during the day.

The Darlington Law by livingRockChurch January 3, 2014

Darwins Curve

Curve on San Francisco Bay Bridge at Yerba Buena Island fitted in late 2009 which challenges the 200 thousand plus daily drivers with Darwins Law of "natural selection".

In the two months after the "S" curve was built into the Bay Bridge; 16 million vehicles crossed the bridge with only 44 accidents at Darwins Curve.

Darwins Curve by jim christ November 10, 2009

Darina 

Beautiful, smart and voluptous, loves penguins, Victor and... Milena {{of course}} . Quite often this name belongs to a sexy, brunette European with a flair for fashion =}

Wow...I wish I was Darina. She is soo damn hot <3

Darina by *~*{{shokoladka}}*~* May 17, 2011

Darine 

Darine is usually a girl with beautiful brown eyes ,curly brown hair and a kind personality.A darine is kind,thoughtful,caring,beautiful,funny and a bit crazy to be honest.She is quite slender and beautiful though she doesn’t quite see it all the time.Darine is always up for a good laugh and likes to make people all around her happy and smile though she is shy at times.Overall she is a great person to have in your life.

Darine is soooo happy.

Darine by Randooooommmmmom November 20, 2018

Asmr Darling

Asmr Darling is one of the first Asmr Youtuber to hit 1 MILLION subscribers. Asmr, which stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, sends a wave of calm and relaxation for sleep, Asmr Darling is known as the ‘queen’ of asmr. Her videos are meant to relax and induce sleep. Asmr Darlings real name is Taylor Darling

Merideth: I had the best sleep last night, thanks to Asmr Darling!
Bob: Who?
Merideth: Asmr Darling! She makes relaxing Asmr videos which are meant to make you fall asleep.
Bob: WTH is Asmr?!????
Merideth: Asmr stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response duhhh
Bob: oh maybe I’ll watch her then

Asmr Darling by Anananon93 January 28, 2018

Darwinism

The process by which, via natural selection, unfit specimens remove themselves from the gene pool. See Darwin Awards.

He lit up a match to check if the tank had gas in it. Darwinism ensued.

Darwinism by Dense Fog September 8, 2005