by gigachad2 May 25, 2022
father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.
by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019
When you have a massive shit brewing and produce an audio masterpiece by feathering your sphincter whilst expelling toxic fart gas from your colon.
by KencoKid March 22, 2022
A hot girl who is usually younger than you, but has a near same personality as you. Wears a hoodie often.
Guy 1;"Who's the girl who killed that rapist?"
Guy 2: "Dusky, why?"
Guy 1: "It's exactly what I would have done."
Dusky (name)
Guy 2: "Dusky, why?"
Guy 1: "It's exactly what I would have done."
Dusky (name)
by innapropriatepurpledude December 27, 2016
by Chonko_vr April 19, 2022
This word has a dual definition:
1. A person on Urban Dictionary who submits a definition of his/her name and makes it the 'coolest' definition possible.
2. A person on Urban Dictionary who submits a definition of his/her enemies' name and makes it the 'worst' definition possible.
1. A person on Urban Dictionary who submits a definition of his/her name and makes it the 'coolest' definition possible.
2. A person on Urban Dictionary who submits a definition of his/her enemies' name and makes it the 'worst' definition possible.
Bobbo: I really enjoy voting for words on Urban Dictionary, don't you?
Karen: Yeah, but there are so many name-droppers just writing their name and saying cool things about themselves. I want actual urban slang!
Karen: Yeah, but there are so many name-droppers just writing their name and saying cool things about themselves. I want actual urban slang!
by Johnathan Jibaku Tero-Han October 17, 2017