the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!
by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011
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a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.
Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!
by Anthony Josafiend August 25, 2009
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When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
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When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
by River21 December 15, 2013
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A tense expressing an action that is currently going on, or a state that currently or generally exists.
The present tense is a verb tense used to describe a current activity or state of being. However, the present tense can also be used to describe past and future activities. For example: I swim in the sea every Saturday. (This is a current activity.)
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Presentation of Mary Academy (P.M.A.) is the worst school, worse than prison. The principle is a money hungry, sexist, and unfair gremlin. The middle school is a shitshow, and the food is half-cooked garbage. Classrooms are stinky and musty. The given computers are cheap chrome books with no learning applications beside google. You don’t learn anything from the “special” classes, and most of the “special” teachers are uneducated. Technology in this school is uncommonly used by students. If you’re educated or talented, P.M.A. doesn’t care about your education and will pit you aside, especially you’re a boy.
I’m going to get expelled because I spoke my opinion on the education at Presentation of Mary Academy as a educated, male student.
by ProCurryMuncher May 4, 2022
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A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.
I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.
by Warren Earl December 28, 2019
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