cum guzzler

A male or female who is such a whore they guzzle cum like it's a profession. They gurgle the frothy mixture as if it were a iced lemonade on a hot summer day

That cum guzzler needs to choke on the semen of a thousand whales.

by FesterAdams October 12, 2014

Cum guzzler

your aunt this time (for variety's sake)

your aunt is a Cum guzzler

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Cum Guzzler

Kids named michael are typically cum guzzlers

That Cum Guzzler smells so bad. Hes probably called michael

by bloglog September 13, 2022

Cornish Guzzler

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.

Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.

by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

Chuzzle Guzzler

It is when you fuck a person so hard that their sperm turns to a rich foamy liquid.

I am gonna fuck you so hard we are gonna get a chuzzle guzzler.

by abcda;lkjsflk;ajsdl;kf April 1, 2009

[flem guzzler]

A girl who utelizes her tongue too well by shoving it way down your throat while making out and then wont even put out at all

Mallory is such a flem guzzler

by Nickelass August 29, 2008

ass guzzler

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers

Nice blinker you ass guzzler or this bitch guzzles so much ass she can't even hit 40mph

by PChiddie December 20, 2017