Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work
by Pauljamal February 22, 2018
a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 13, 2022
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023
The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.
Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
by Popsdock April 23, 2016
1) a excuse not to go with someone or not tell them something.
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
2) legit putting your goldfish on a leash and walking it. what is wrong with you, you crazy piece of crap?
1) john do you wanna go watch something? john: brb gotta go goldfish walking
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
2) so turns out john wasn't joking. he's crying because his goldfish is fucking dead.
by I am r o c k April 8, 2021
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.
MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.
MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020
by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023