Wise Guy

the guy who either preteneds or puts on that we is very wise or someone who is actually wise

wise guy:Baracck Obungas last name is n*ggia
me:ok wise guy

by chadmater69 October 30, 2019

Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022

wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 13, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

a fucking wise ass mystical tree

shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree

tree: looks at you

by 🤦🏾‍♂️🔫😍 October 10, 2022

Kira wise

Sexy jawn that enjoys long poops

Hey have you seen kira wise

Naw she’s on the pooper

by BangerbroXD June 10, 2022

Jojo the Wise

Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.

Jojo the Wise just taught me a lot of good info! I’m so happy!

by Fungal Crustacean July 15, 2021