Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

Sasquatch

Sasquatch: Totally "Sasquatch" meaning "cool" or better than "cool"

..Saying "cool" is un-Saquatch of you...

" you spilled my drink buddy .. Way un-Sasquatch"

by UnkleMike1985 April 7, 2009

Sasquatch Boner Sucking Face

One who is a total douche bag, tool, or asshole. It can also be used as a term with your friends to piss one off.

Richard: "You're a total sasquatch boner sucking face!"

Jamal: "You're a dick" *starts crying*

by NipplesMcGee June 30, 2009

sasquatch school of beast masters

when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school

megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy

Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit

by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024

Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco

Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.

by Benji5150 March 22, 2009