fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby February 27, 2016

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Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021

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When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020

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rippin a twig

vaping

I saw tman rippin a twig outside

by Pjw31 December 23, 2017

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Twigging

Dogging in the woods

Alright lid... You seen Steven lately.

Yeah man, he was coching on Tues but gazza said he saw him twigging this afternoon down the waterpark

Sound..

by Oddie, western & coopey November 2, 2017

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