Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 27, 2022
When Anton is too scared to have an opinion and dick milks another person's opinions and feelings in fear
"I dont want to play this game, what if "other person" thinks its bad"
"Anton, dont be such a dick milker"
"Anton, dont be such a dick milker"
by HmmmLibrary February 28, 2020
1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.
2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.
2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.
Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate
by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022
by coffee_by_the_pot November 27, 2021
A creature stemming from the depths of your toilet system, injects a numbing substance into your penis, and milks your penis for urine and sperm. Avoids women directly.
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 22, 2022